Delivery Storytimeby Torie
funnycrazysmexy

Tales from kitchens, doorsteps, and routes around the world. Fun, a little wild, a little warm. Not horror. First names only.

Tell your story

4 stories gathered under the tree

From the porch

FunnyFoodCustomer

I opened the door in a cucumber face mask and a robe that had lost its belt years ago. The driver looked at me the way people look at a raccoon in a kitchen, then said, very gently, "Delivery for the forest witch?" I laughed until I snorted. He held up a garlic knot pinched into a heart. "Peace offering to the coven." The next week's receipt said, "For the witch — extra marinara potion." I did not write that. The kitchen did. I have ordered from that place all month, always hoping for the same voice, always tipping as if the joke is still in the bag. Last Tuesday a new driver asked why the notes said the witch would be wearing a towel. I was wearing a towel. I had just dyed my hair the color of moss. Some stories knock on the door already written. I said thank you, closed the door, and ate standing up, smiling at a knot of bread like it had told me a secret.

MarisolTexas, United States

CrazyPackageDriver

The GPS dropped me at a grove of mango trees and a goat wearing a name badge that read Supervisor. A woman in a yellow raincoat met me with a clipboard and whispered that the package was a birthday surprise. I had to hide behind the banana plants until she rang a bicycle bell. I hid. A chicken sat on my shoe and refused to negotiate. The bell rang. I stepped out like a magician with a box of art supplies. Twelve children screamed as if I had arrived from the moon. The birthday child cried happy tears on the packing tape. Someone handed me a mango. The goat stamped my delivery slip with a muddy hoof and, I swear, looked proud. I still do not know who printed the badge. Best stop of my week. I keep the mango sticker on my dashboard. When the day gets heavy, I look at it and remember that the world is stranger than the route, and kinder too.

KofiNairobi, Kenya

SmexyFoodCustomer

It rained for three Fridays, and three Fridays the same person brought my soup. The first week, a nod. The second, "You always order the lemon one when it storms." The third, a sprig of rosemary tucked into the fold of the bag. "For the weather." I said the soup was for one, then wished I had said anything else. They smiled like they had all night and none of it. "Then I will let you get back to it." I stood in the doorway longer than a doorway requires, rain ticking the awning, the bag warming my hands. The rosemary is drying in a cup on the sill. I still order the lemon soup when the sky goes silver. I have not asked a name. Some stories are better as steam on a window, a pause on a stoop, the almost of a sentence you do not finish. If they come a fourth Friday, I might say the cup has room for another sprig. I might not. The almost is doing just fine.

AnonymousLisbon, Portugal